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To: Hotel Guests [Jun. 12th, 2009|03:26 am]
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Dear Hotel Guests,

If you have come down to complain or yell about noise, you will be surprised to find I am not behind the desk. 

As you are reading this I am swinging from a noose in the back office. 

If you need to complain or YELL at me some MORE, please feel free to do it at MY COLD DEAD BODY.

Have a great night,

Jen
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ranty ranty rant [Aug. 27th, 2008|05:45 am]
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I dont know where this came from, but this lady who sounds like someone from Designing Women 
started ranting about Barack Obama and shit for no reason after asking for quarters for laundry.
So BIZARRE 
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dedicated to the men and women in blue [Aug. 15th, 2008|05:54 am]
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also dedicated to the annoying crack heads who keep the men and women in blue in donuts 
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fairthee well gaysian of my dreams [Aug. 2nd, 2008|06:18 am]
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so the gay asian twink boy-GATB to us, checked out this morning
as he flies around the lobby fluttering and asking inane questions
all i can think is how lol_hotel will be bereft without him

le sigh

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guest hotel tonight [Jul. 19th, 2008|06:40 am]
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 Poor aaryn at our sister property deals with stupid people too
a lot.
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at least there was no nudity tonight... [Jul. 18th, 2008|05:41 am]
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ok so i have been having an epic stare match with
our fucking ice machine.
its winning.
gay twinky asian boy is more annoying than ever
and yet again, another drunk guy passed out in the hallway. 
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guest lol_hotel poster [Jul. 15th, 2008|06:11 am]
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apparently i was very bitchy today.
post brought to you by the adorable gay cub Aaryn! 
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this post has buttsex in it... [Jul. 12th, 2008|05:55 am]
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seriously though, no harm intended...but this kid 
was totally doing it all night tonight.
also, why do people tell me when they buy pot from the 
dealers right outside.
 
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where my big mouth will one day get me into trouble... [Jul. 11th, 2008|06:06 am]
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introducing the moth of death [Jul. 7th, 2008|11:41 pm]
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crackheads are aplenty in this hotel, but she was hilarious. 
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