|To: Hotel Guests
||[Jun. 12th, 2009|03:26 am]
Dear Hotel Guests,|
If you have come down to complain or yell about noise, you will be surprised to find I am not behind the desk.
As you are reading this I am swinging from a noose in the back office.
If you need to complain or YELL at me some MORE, please feel free to do it at MY COLD DEAD BODY.
Have a great night,